David Thorne is

my hero

my soulmate

my role model

a humorist at the level of epicness one can only desire to achieve.

"Sometimes when I am in meetings, I imagine I am a robot programmed not to realize I am a robot and if the code word 'quantifiable' is mentioned, I will explode. I never do though. Other times I imagine I am a small Indian girl collecting water for my village in brightly painted clay pots."

I love you.

He's just an average Australian guy, who finds great pleasure in attacking people through Internet slander with the composition of personal email chains. And by people I mean his friends, family, co-workers, and those he encounters in his daily life. Do I admire his following? Absolutely. His vast vocabulary, effortless belittlement, and direct tormenting has me entertained for hours.

read the latest on his website, 27bslash6:

BOB'S ARTWORK

Oh, read these too.

If you possess just a fraction of dry humor, I promise you won't be able to stop.

Missing Missy

Party in Apartment 3

Permission Slip

Birthday Boy

Barnseyfan67

Overdue Account

5pm