2008

Ever since the rise of Avril, I asked for none other than to see her in concert on my golden birthday.

Yes. I was 20.

She's Back

You say that I'm messing with your head

All 'cause I was making out with your friend

Love hurts whether it's right or wrong

I can't stop 'cause I'm having too much fun

You're on your knees

Begging please

Stay with me

But honestly

I just need to be a little crazy

All my life I've good but now, I'm thinking what the hell

All I want is to mess around and I don't really care about

If you love me, if you hate me, you can't save me, baby, baby

All my life I've been good but now, whoa, what the hell

So what if I go out on a million dates

You never call or listen to me anyway

I rather rage than sit around and wait all day

Don't get me wrong, I just need some time to play

OBSESSED.

Judge Me

Love

Looks don't tell the truth.

Aries

Daily Horoscope.

Try not to worry too much about whether or not you're actually dealing with anything you may be freaked out about. Instead, you need to focus on your more positive ambitions and desires.

(As today was the most stressful day I've had in quite sometime, this suggestion of hopeful correction to my absurd anxiety factors shockingly true).

I'm not one to judge; however, rub me the wrong way and I will attack your astrology sign by twisting around your negative traits to haunt you into a deafening coma. Not really, but close. Horoscopes do not encompass vague advice, for I always check my 'scope the following day to see if it renders the facts. It does. Perhaps it's just about convincing yourself to believe in something. If every day you thought you were allergic to chocolate, you'd give yourself a stomach ache. Keep things real, people.

Back to judging:

Sagittarius, you are a wet blanket. "Since when does efficiency equal fun? Since you got your hands on a to-do list, that's when! Your great personal energy makes crossing off chores just about the most fun a human can be allowed to have." Perhaps you should befriend more Leo's. "Even the most boring work chores keep you engaged and having fun today -and house cleaning is a riot! Somehow, your good energy makes almost anything seem to be fun, so tackle the dirty stuff."

You both should come clean my apartment while I flee to go hang out with the Kardashanian's. By that I mean, intense stalking as I trickle behind with alarming commentary which enables doom on their success. Love how the theme for astrology readings of the day consisted of none other than work-related situations; so it's only necessary I update my blog on company time.

Fancy

I need a dark complected pup immediately.

I can only drape, frolic, and perch for so long on my own.

Another sad day will the Stuyvesant grazing parks go without a trendy friend of my own. Until then, I will sit in the bitter cold along side of the homeless and watch such joyful tiny souls gallop gayly in praise.

woofs.

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