Fashion 101

How can one be trendy?

1. Sip on Starbucks in public

2. Look messy chic

3. Be lethargic and lead with your hands

4. Wear sunglasses, always

5. Tattoo yourself abstractly

6. Collect trinkets

7. Carry around a YSL shopping bag

8. Bangle up both your wrists

9. Buy organics at Whole Foods

10. Drink PBR's as a pregame

11. Over-dress for the weather

12. Designer drop what you're wearing

13. Snap polaroids during outings

14. Own a vintage bike

15. Make casual conversation about poetry

16. Not Dell, but Apple

17. Black must consume your wardrobe

18. Sushi for every meal

19. What is Walmart?

20. Do not smile with your mouth

21. Fashion Week is life

22. Smoke breaks initiate conversation

23. Your thighs cannot touch

24. Thrift in Brooklyn

25. Acquire fashionable friends

26. Chiffon worn daily

27. Topshop is a stress reliever

28. Read The Great Gatsby on the subway

29. Pale is the new tan

30. Blog about dive thai restaurants

Dedicated to all those who attend Parsons

and dorm dangerously close to my apartment.