Highest Ranked Guilty Pleasures
[in no particular order]
1. Using distorted vocabulary around mundane individuals
2. Chasing a Crown Royal shot with Red Stripe
3. Answering a question with a question
4. Eating soup in the winter
5. Polishing nails unprofessionally for the corporate atmosphere
6. Staying up until 4am watching YouTube videos
7. Purchasing Fiji bottled water solely for the Artesian decoration
8. Slapping a Trader Joe's employee high-five
9. Participating in chiche holiday festivities
10. Having absolutely no plans
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