Of none other than the band, Cobra Starship's Gabe Saporta. Which I'm sure most of the female population has forgotten about now that he is old news and pushing thirty. Let's just reflect on why he is, in fact, the perfect guy.
He cleans up more than well.
Fact: 6'4" (tall, dark and handsome) can't go wrong.
He's the funny guy.
I wish every guy would wake up in the morning
and act like G. Saporta.
He hangs with a cool crew.
Alloy Magazine once asked a pretty self-explainatory question.
"Who looks better in skinny jeans. Girls or Guys?"
Gabe nonchalantly replied "Guys."
His style keeps you guessing.
Plaids, Tees, Hoodies, Dress Shirts, Suits.
Spontaneity keeps any girl interested.
He cares about his looks, so no need to be worried.
He has the perfect smile.
“I’m glad we got to play last year and I’m glad we’re playing it again this year. For me, Bamboozle will always have a special place in my heart. It’s very nostalgic for me.”
Bamboozle is in New Jersey. I was there. and I was smiling.
People like Gabe shouldn't exist because he's such a rarity. It's wishful thinking to tell yourself you'll find someone a fraction of perfection, so sadly we have all learned to deal with the flaws and mishaps. However, thanks to this living boy/man/god, I now expect nothing less. Thank you for unintentionally setting the bar for women- but let's be honest, we shouldn't settle for anything less.
:cobra starship hand signal: